kode54: there are no women on the internet, just like there are no people who use the internet who actually have lives away from the internet
TrN: kode54: no women on the intarweb?!
TrN: “On a typical day, 61% of men and 57% of women” use teh intarweb!
TrN: Women “send and receive e-mail, get maps and directions, look for health and medical information, and seek religious information.
TrN: men “get weather, news, do-it-yourself information, check sports information, download music files, and chat or play online games”.
TrN: so, no women on IRC. :)
TrN: hahaha, why am i reading this.
TrN: “Women are more likely than men to value their email with freinds, family, and work colleagues. Women say email improves their relationships and improve their work climate … while men feel indifferently.”
TrN: this is the most sexist report ever.
TrN: Heh, 86% of women who use the internet are 18-29.
TrN: thats good.
TrN: in the rare occasion that I do meet one of these elusive online females, chances are good she’ll be younger than my mom.
TrN: these online women are all probably fat and from brazil anyway.
DotNoir: TrN: this is the most sexist report ever.
DotNoir: TrN: these online women are all probably fat and from brazil anyway.
TrN: this says 25% of men use the internet “mainly for pornography”.
TrN: but only 4% of women.
TrN: they obviously lie.
TrN: all women love porn and just don’t admit to it.
TrN: i should publish my own report.
TrN: 90% of women that trn has watched porn with had sex with him.
TrN: and then extrapolate that onto the population somehow.
TrN: this claims men use webcam more than women.
TrN: thats obviously a lie.
TrN: my report will determine, of the women that use webcams, what percentage of them would be considered “webcam whores”.
TrN: I believe the results will be staggering.
TrN: anyway, amazon wish lists and paypal make camwhoring a big business.
TrN: If I was a chick, I’d do online cam porn all day for sure.
DotNoir: you can start creating a market for pron for ze ladies
TrN: no, because there are no women on the internet, remember.
TrN: I’ll have a bunch of fags stalking me.
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